Snape's Diary is the eleventh episode of Potter Puppet Pals. It has 10 million viewers.


Harry runs to Ron and Hermione holding a book, which Ron first confuses as wizard poop (which he gets put in the corner by Harry ten seconds after he asked that question), but Harry reveals it is actually Snape's diary. He decides to read it to them, and it is filled with entries about Snape's obviously stinky and poopy life, such as having watery poop for breakfast and crying about his mother, buying fancy mice and watching them poop on each other, getting pooped on by Harry and Ron, losing a button on his cloak, having a dream about Harry's mom Lily Evans pooping at the Yule Ball, being late for golf with Lucius Malfoy, having to clean up one of Ron's messes, being burped at by Argus Filch, and crying about his father.
Snape's Diary

Snape writing in his diary at candlelight

The entries are heard and said in Snape's voice with visions of Snape writing in the diary in candelight. Soon, Harry writes a fake entry in the diary which he brags about his awesomeness and makes Snape look a loser, and Ron only writes only three letters. Snape himself suddenly appears and says that somebody pooped on him and and peed on him.

Pooping in his room, but notices his diary in Ron's hands. Harry blames Ron for reading his diary, and says that he read everything in it. Snape loses his temper, but Ron tells Snape that he liked the watery poop story, and that he wishes that Snape will poop on him . Snape is then shown with his poopy pants, showing his poop with broccoli in it. saying "So do I, Orange One. So do I.



  • This episode has the most mentioned characters, with six in total.
  • This is the second episode to have the background as a different color (Snape writing in the dark but by candelight).
  • This is also the last episode to introduce the series' name as well as the episode's title.
  • It's revealed that Snape doesn't know what Ron's real name is and calls him the Orange One.
  • Ron made an indirect reference to wizard poop by asking if Snape's diary is a young adult vampire romance novel. It also seems that Harry hates Twilight, as he forces Ron to sit in the corner.
  • This is the sixth time Dumbledore has appeared naked.
  • It reveals that Snape likes watery broccoli and poop and pooping his pants all the time.


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