The Mysterious Ticking Noise is a song where it involves Snape, Dumbledore, Ron, Hermione, and Harry all singing their names at the catchy tune of a pipe bomb ticking (with the notable exception of Voldemort, who sings his name to the tapping of his own wand instead). It was first heard in The Mysterious Ticking Noise.
Lyrics[]
*opening music
*ticking noise
Hmm… What is that mysterious ticking noise? Not over here, not over there, hmm. Kinda, catchy.
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.
Snape. Snape. Severus Snape. DUMBLEDORE!
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. DUMBLEDORE!
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. DUMBLEDORE!
Snape, Ron Snape, Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, DUMBLEDORE!
Snape, Ron Snape, Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, DUMBLEDORE!
Snape, Ron Hermione,Ron Snape Ron, Snape, DUMBLEDORE!
Harry Potter, Harry Potter, ooh Harry Potter
Harry, Snape, Harry, Snape DUMBLEDORE!
Hermione, Snape, Ron, Harry, Hermione DUMBLEDORE!
Singing a song all day long at Hoooooogwaaarts.
I found the source of the ticking. It's a pipe bomb.
(All) Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
(booom)
(Voldemort) Muahahaha
(Tapping)
Voldemort, Voldemort ooh Voldy, Voldy, Voldy Voldemort
(End Music)