The Mysterious Ticking Noise is a song where it involves Snape, Dumbledore, Ron, Hermione, Harry, and Voldemort all singing their names at the catchy tune of a pipe bomb ticking. It was first heard in The Mysterious Ticking Noise.


Snape. Snape. Severus Snape. DUMBLEDORE!

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape DUMBLEDORE!

Snape, Ron, Ron Snape, Ron Weasly DUMBLEDORE!

Snape, Hermione, Ron, Snape DUMBLEDORE!

Harry Potter, Harry Potter, ooh Harry Potter.

Harry, Snape, Harry, Snape DUMBLEDORE!

Hermione, Snape, Ron, Harry, Hermione DUMBLEDORE!

Singing a song all day long at Hoooooogwaaarts.

I found the source of the ticking. It's a pipe bomb.

(All) Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!


(Voldemort) Muahahaha


Voldermort, Voldermort ooh Voldy, Voldy, Voldy Voldermort

(End Music)