Wizard Angstis the fourth episode of Potter Puppet Pals.
PlotEditHarry finds himself one morning to be cranky and pubesent and he doesn't know why. When Ron comes and asks him what tomfoolery they shall do, Harry insults Ron hardly, hurting Ron's feelings, causing him and Hermione to ask Harry what his problem is. Harry says that his parents are dead, his life sucks, he can't hold down a girlfriend, he's surrounding by goblins and s**t all the time, and has nightmares about Dobby eating his skin clean off every night. He then has enough and decides to quit magic, much to his friends' shock. He even makes Ron fight Voldemort, but Ron is too frightened by Voldemort to even say a word to him and runs away in fear. Ron and Hermione then see Harry banging his head on the wall while repeating the word "angst" over and over. Ron then thinks that Harry needs a hug, and despite Harry's protests, Ron hugs him, causing Harry to lose it and beat Ron up. Hermione then leaves and Snape comes in, demanding to know what is going on. Ron says that Harry hit him, and Harry says that Ron invaded his personal bubble. Snape then decides to punish the two, and as he announces his plan to drag them by their ears to the dungeons, where a drunken Filch will be waiting with a cactus and a croquet mallet (he is interuppted right here), Harry and Ron raise their wands and shout Pantiloonius Poopicus, causing Snape to poop his pants and he awkwardly leaves. Dumbledore then comes in and laughs, and Harry says that he no longer has his wizard angst and can appreciate life a lot more now. Hermione then comes back, and asks what she smells, which Ron replies as Snape's greatest potion, to which everyone laughs, but Dumbledore stops laughing and floats in the air. Harry then whispers, "everyone make a wish".
- Harry Potter
- Ron Weasley
- Hermione Granger
- James and Lily Potter (mentioned by Harry)
- Dobby (mentioned by Harry)
- Lord Voldemort
- Severus Snape
- Argus Filch (mentioned by Snape)
- Albus Dumbledore
- Pantiloonius Poopicus (first appearance; used by Harry and Ron)
- This is the first episode where somebody (Harry) swears.
- This is also the first episode to mention characters who don't appear in this episode.
- This is the second episode to feature all the main characters.