These are swears that were revealed in Wizard Swears and Neville's Birthday.

List of swearsEdit

  • Cauldron bum (by Ron)
  • Son of a banshee (by Harry)
  • Swish and flicker (by Hermione)
  • Voldemort's nipple (by Harry)
  • Dragon boggeys (by Ron)
  • Expecto Patronants (by Harry)
  • Rubble rousers (by Snape)
  • Jiggery pokery (by Ron)
  • Blast-ended skank (by Harry)
  • Broom-head (by Ron)
  • Hagrid's buttcrack (by Neville)
  • Leprechaun taints (by Harry)
  • Unicorn turds (by Hermione)
  • Muggle f***ing troll-s**t (by Harry)
  • Floppy-wanded dementor buggerer (by Harry)
  • Dobby's sock (by Ron)
  • "The Elder Swear" (Your mother is a f*****ing ****** lorem ipsum ******** admitem venium ************** traguna ******* hippopotamus ************* Republican ****************ng Daniel Radcliffe ***************** with a bucket of **************** in a castle far away where no one can hear you ********************** soup! ************ with a bucket of d************** Mickey Mouse ************* and a stick of dynamite ******* magical *************************************************************** Alakazam!) (by Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, and Hermione)
  • Slash-vick (by Harry)
  • Goblin crotch (by Harry)


  • Despite appearing in Wizard Swears, Voldemort never said one.
  • Coincidentally, Neville appears in both episodes where wizard swears are featured.
  • Voldemort, Hagrid, and Dobby's names were featured in wizard swears. Dobby however is the only character to yet make an appearance on Potter Puppet Pals. Also, the actor who plays Harry Potter in the movies, Daniel Radcliffe, is mentioned in the Elder Swear.
  • The Elder Swear seems to be a parody of the Elder Wand from the Harry Potter series.